MISSING PERSON ENQUIRY

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

Zoe | 24.01.2024

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smegma lover

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+13

24.01.2024 - 09:15

smegma lover

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

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GAbe the BABe
Niki

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De la: USA

24.01.2024 - 09:25

GAbe the BABe

I miss him tooo

((( i loved his presence and i miss it dearly. It reminded me of a gentle lovers embrace. The warmth of the setting sun as it softly caresses my skin. The comfort of my favorite body pillow (of Dave). The loving touch of an 80 stack of marines taking my open capital. Dave I miss you. Please come back
-A concerned citizen

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Spartans300
The Immortals

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24.01.2024 - 10:08

Spartans300

I can start a "Go Fund Me" page.....

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Elon Musk.

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24.01.2024 - 11:14

Elon Musk.

WTF MAN

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clovis1122
Epic Clan

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24.01.2024 - 14:02

clovis1122

I know his whereabouts. Any message you'd like to send him?

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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24.01.2024 - 17:00

Tokugawa

Scris de smegma lover, 24.01.2024 at 09:15

Don't ~~shoot~~ ban the messenger!

I have an idea to save the game.. we should auction off your game chair everything 3 months

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Obi-Wan Kenobi
Guardia Toscana

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24.01.2024 - 17:46

Obi-Wan Kenobi

La silla.

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sirivann
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24.01.2024 - 20:22

sirivann

SID IS THE IMPOSTER

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SHEIKH
I Cesari

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24.01.2024 - 22:07

SHEIKH

Plot twist... Dave is nobody but clovis' alt. gg no re gx

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smegma lover

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25.01.2024 - 03:10

smegma lover

Come home, Dave! I've found a cow and someone that can milk it. We have enough!

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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25.01.2024 - 10:36

Tokugawa

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I_Hate_You_All
Djibouti Legion

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25.01.2024 - 11:38

I_Hate_You_All

We all love u Zoe

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Superhero

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25.01.2024 - 12:40

Superhero

Oh my word LOL

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

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25.01.2024 - 15:21

Tokugawa

Scris de I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

Do you like gorillas.

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sirivann
First Order

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25.01.2024 - 20:28

sirivann

Scris de I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

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I_Hate_You_All
Djibouti Legion

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25.01.2024 - 21:52

I_Hate_You_All

Scris de sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Scris de I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Zoe is a girl REEEEEEEE.

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woojoo
Ship of Theseus

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26.01.2024 - 01:11

woojoo

We miss you dave

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kiblast

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26.01.2024 - 03:57

kiblast

Pelease Dave Milk me

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General_Baldwin

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26.01.2024 - 09:49

General_Baldwin

Dave, I've got some milk, come back please, Zoe misses you

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Computer1211
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27.01.2024 - 19:11

Computer1211

Welp

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General_Baldwin

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29.01.2024 - 08:44

General_Baldwin

Scris de Tokugawa, 26.01.2024 at 16:37

Scris de sirivann, 25.01.2024 at 20:28

Scris de I_Hate_You_All, 25.01.2024 at 11:38

We all love u Zoe

i thought jews arent allowed to be gay

Sirivan I can kick your ass in realife

Bro I thought Canadians were nice XD

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Dave (Admin)
Benevolent Dictators

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30.01.2024 - 05:06

Dave (Admin)

Scris de smegma lover, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

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All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer,
but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
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Ghostface
Epic Clan

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30.01.2024 - 07:53

Ghostface

Scris de Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Scris de smegma lover, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Oh wow that's a winning combo right there , hope you guys have a great time

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smegma lover

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30.01.2024 - 08:46

smegma lover

Scris de Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Scris de smegma lover, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Hi guys,

I never make a (shit)post like this, but I just wanted to see if anyone saw my dad recently. His name is "Dave," and he left to get milk some three years ago. Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan, but Dave took us in -- only to disappear a year later. He still sends child support through his Somalian hamster-run server business. He said he'd be back with milk any day and sent us a letter a few months ago saying he was busy milking a cow at 2 AM and he'd be back this winter. I've seen him drive past our home a few times, but sadly, there is no milk.

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

I've attached his picture. Please let me know about his whereabouts.

Sincerely,
His daughter

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

He claims to be a "software engineer" but I think he's really a CIA operative.

I met this guy at a conference in Vegas talking about the benefits of TypeScript, but when I tried to leave I felt a sudden sting in the back of my neck and quickly lost consciousness. When I woke up I was on this strange tropical island where I don't speak the language.

Now I can't find my way home.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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I_Hate_You_All
Djibouti Legion

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30.01.2024 - 12:49

I_Hate_You_All

Zoe best at war girl

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clovis1122
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30.01.2024 - 22:57

clovis1122

Scris de smegma lover, 30.01.2024 at 08:46

Scris de Dave, 30.01.2024 at 05:06

Scris de smegma lover, 25.01.2024 at 03:10

Does anyone know where he is? Our family is going through a tough time, and we really need him to come back.

HELP

I've been abducted by some guy with a strange accent.

is that CLOVIS RAMIREZ?

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Tokugawa
Daimyo

Postări: 847
De la: Canada

02.02.2024 - 11:16

Tokugawa

Scris de I_Hate_You_All, 30.01.2024 at 12:49

Zoe best at war girl

the good girl

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BalkanBeast
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03.02.2024 - 12:47

BalkanBeast

This post is hilarious. Thanks for posting. The best part:

"Me and my few dozen other siblings previously belonged to an Estonian gay couple, Amok and Ivan."

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