Black humor is like an aborted child, it never gets old
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How to prevent children in Africa from walking hungry? Cut off their legs.
How parents punish their blind children? They arrange furniture in the apartment.
Some friends went at the immobile Tito's house to call him to play football, call at the door and Tito's mother opened.
Friends asked: 'Where is Tito?'
His mother answered: 'He is in the house, why you need him?
Friends: 'We need him to play football with us'
Mother: 'But... but Tito is immobile'
Friends: 'Oh, we know, we don't need a player, but we are missing one goalpost'
How does a little gypsy know her mother has a period of menstruation?
Her brother's dick has a nasty taste.
6 000 000 jews cant be wrong... Camping is fun.
What do you do to a deaf-haired girl when you rape her? You slam her hands so she doesn't tell it to her mom.
What present a child without hands recieved for Christmas?
A gloves.
I'm kidding, his present is still unopened.
What is a pregnant woman to a pedophile? Kinder egg
Why does the gypsy wedding have a lot of cakes? That flies do not go to the bride
What's the difference between ping pong balls and Nigerian
Not much, about 100 grams
A young retarded girl come to the ice cream bar and asked for an ice cream.
A worker asks her: 'Do you want vanillia or chocholatte?'
Retarded girl: 'All the same, it's gonna fall on the floor anyways'
How parents punish their blind children? They arrange furniture in the apartment.
Some friends went at the immobile Tito's house to call him to play football, call at the door and Tito's mother opened.
Friends asked: 'Where is Tito?'
His mother answered: 'He is in the house, why you need him?
Friends: 'We need him to play football with us'
Mother: 'But... but Tito is immobile'
Friends: 'Oh, we know, we don't need a player, but we are missing one goalpost'
How does a little gypsy know her mother has a period of menstruation?
Her brother's dick has a nasty taste.
6 000 000 jews cant be wrong... Camping is fun.
What do you do to a deaf-haired girl when you rape her? You slam her hands so she doesn't tell it to her mom.
What present a child without hands recieved for Christmas?
A gloves.
I'm kidding, his present is still unopened.
What is a pregnant woman to a pedophile? Kinder egg
Why does the gypsy wedding have a lot of cakes? That flies do not go to the bride
What's the difference between ping pong balls and Nigerian
Not much, about 100 grams
A young retarded girl come to the ice cream bar and asked for an ice cream.
A worker asks her: 'Do you want vanillia or chocholatte?'
Retarded girl: 'All the same, it's gonna fall on the floor anyways'
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Why do people in africa never drink pills ? Cause you don't drink pills on an empty stomach. What type of music is michael jackson making now? Underground music. A little gypsy girl asked her father. " Dad can you pick me up today from the kindergarten? " Her dad said: "No i have to go to school , ask your husband" . A gypsy man died and he went to meet St.Peter. " You are going to go to heaven now my son and i will guide you" , said St.Peter. " What ? Can't i go to Germany instead..." , replied the gypsy. How do the children from Chernobyl count to 30 ? On their hands. "You have no idea how sweet my wife is..." , said the cannibal and started eating his wife. Just some i remembered , might come back with more . D
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This made me lmao
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"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!" In America - a compliment. In the Middle East - an argument.
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I don't mind these jokes, after all its black humor.Some people like it some don't. I'm not crazy for it but I won't judge someone that uses it.If it annoys me I will tell him to stop.
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