Update on my latest retardations

Ok so quick recap

>Go on date with cute girl
>She's taller
>She wanted to 'come look at my motorbike'
>I said 'you can go now'
>I wanted to date her it was an accident
>Wanted to go ice skating
>Didn't happen
>She blocks me

Another date
>Tori
>She's really fat
>But her face is fucking 11/10
>She invites me over as a 'friend'
>Not, it's netflix and chill
>She wants to cuddle up
>She's like reall big and I could probably with her face but it's gross because she choovs down a hole bowl of cheesy pasta
>Makes me feel gross I eat salads and shit it's gross
>Anyway I go home and she blocks me

Also

>Meet girl, Devi
>She's really keen on me but not hot or anything in common
>She keeps messaging me
>Got high on weed and messaged her back
>Now she's more keen
>Met her once
>She smelt bad
>Never again
>Ghosting her

Also

>Met girl named Maddison
>https://www.facebook.com/gemmasamlayraysayx0
>Think she's my soul mate
>I put an olive in my dick to make her laugh
>But she got a boyfriend and wouldn't wait for me to fly to new zealand
>So I don't talk to her anymore
>She blocks me
>I'm going to New Zealand tomorrow and I have nobody
>Was gonna stay at her house now I'm fucked I'm gonna be hobo on holiday
>Came online to beg trystane to help me
>Fuck I hate Kiwis



Also

>Highschool friend duncan gets a gf named Maddison
>Dogs the boys
>Andrew draws pic of her
>Sent to him
>Now duncan doesn't even open my messages
Why is life so hard..


Anyone in NZ please help me I'm gonna be real lonely

The facebook link doesn't work

Thanks for the update

Scris de Guest, 25.11.2018 at 01:09

I swear to god you better not go Christchurch again -_-

I am

Please come