Death Battle - 1 trillion lions vs. The Sun

The scenario:
It is nighttime, the Sun is asleep so the Lions have the stealth advantage. All the Lions spawn in out of thin air on our planet. Who would win?

Here is what I came up with after extensive study, they are 5 ways the the Lions could easily defeat the Sun.:

1.) One trillion lions, each one is around 10 ft. long. That's 10,000,000,000,000 feet of lion. The Sun is 93,000,000 miles away from the Earth.
93,000,000 miles = 491,040,000,000 feet. You don't have to be a mathematician to see that 10,000,000,000,000 > 491,040,000,000.
The Lions stand on top of each other to create a ladder to the Sun and unscrew the lightbulb.
The Lions are our victors.

2.) The Sun has virtually no offence, it will take a couple billion years for our Sun to be able to swell up enough in size to be able to engulf the Earth. In that time, the lions will be able to evolve and technologically advance well enough to create a massive nuke arsenal and destroy the Sun.

3.) One trillion lions summoned from thin air in one condensed area would collapse in one each other in an instant, creating their own gravitational pull.
Oh wait, too many lions at one time. It creates a black hole.
It sucks up the Sun like a 40 year old pornstar.
The Sun gives in to the black hole and is wiped from existence.

4.) The combined body heat of the lions creates a massive Giga Lion Sun that engulfs our Sun.

5.) I mean, Lions are the kings of the jungle, they are pretty badass.